May 2013
165 posts
4 tags
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
barricadescoffeeandnewsboys:
klainecrisser:
If Yahoo tries to change Tumblr
there will be a mutha fuckin’ revolution
WHO’S WITH ME?
VIVE LA TUMBLR
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
Me: Casually sings entire Les Misérables score.
1 tag
holepsi:
still the best Eurovision song
don’t...
2 tags
bluewriters:
hacheload:
cronusempire:
steven-moffat:
grim-bark-tier:
lordwhat:
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT...
grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Reblog if you'd be upset if Jeremy Renner wasn't...
2 tags
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
tardis-in-purgatory:
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
jonnoxvxrevanche:
People who think there’s no need to be a feminist in the year 2013 have obviously not ventured into the comments section of any YouTube video
gallifrey-feels:
underutilized-nerdgirl:
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
Gabriel
Sherlock fandom. 1903. That is all.
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casneedsmyrrh:
I do think it’d be pretty funny though if the tables turned and now every time Dean walks into a room he’s like “Hello, Cas” and Cas nearly jumps out of his shoes and is like “DON’T DO THAT!” and Dean just gets the biggest kick ever out of sneaking up on Cas.
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
kiichu:
cool characters breaking their composure (◡‿◡✿)
detached characters being hurt (◕‿◕✿)
mean characters sobbing (✿ ♥‿♥)
aristo-kitty:
fuckyesquidditch:
theybuiltastauteofus:
I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.
I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.
See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about. Don’t have that problem with quidditch.
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o.m.g
Ayah: Is vagina a bad word?
Me: No, why?
Ayah: Because my teacher told me not to say it ever again.
Me: Why were you saying vagina in class?
Ayah: I told her my vagina needed to go cry on the toilet because last time when I told her I had to pee she said that wasn't appropriate to yell out in class.
Me: So instead you yelled out my vagina needs to cry in the toilet?
Ayah: Yes.
improbablecarny:
Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background:
I understand now
He’s a photobombur
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
hownowbrownseacow:
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I...
tardis-stole-my-mind:
savingpeopleeatingpie:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
lilylunastardust:
do-you-have-a-flag:
okaylove:
I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons.
Well, he is French.
NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE
I don’t regret anything.
THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT
i-have-the-d:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
kinkjolras:
blindterezi:
sassyterrorist2:
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
I don’t think I’m ever going to stop laughing
antiprolife:
night-hulkangry:
Just because someone’s “pro life” doesn’t mean they’re against women’s rights.
When someone thinks I should sacrifice my rights and be forced through a pregnancy, I have a hard time believing they’re pro-women.
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
shalrath:
what we should be getting
a multiple tag search option
an actually working block option
a fix on the tumblr video player
being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post
what we are getting
sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
clumsyoctopus:
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the...
